Amidst the most recent food shortage, it was with delight that I greeted the news that a Politician had instructed us to eat turnips. “Yes, turnips,” I nodded attentively, and set to work. My port of call would be the local allotment - a place from which I had surreptitiously plucked many a carrot and raspberry in my time. These were delicate thefts - a single morsel guided from the leaf that held it and placed gently into pocket or mouth. My turnip heist would require an altogether higher level of sophistication.
Let Me Eat Turnips
Let Me Eat Turnips
Let Me Eat Turnips
Amidst the most recent food shortage, it was with delight that I greeted the news that a Politician had instructed us to eat turnips. “Yes, turnips,” I nodded attentively, and set to work. My port of call would be the local allotment - a place from which I had surreptitiously plucked many a carrot and raspberry in my time. These were delicate thefts - a single morsel guided from the leaf that held it and placed gently into pocket or mouth. My turnip heist would require an altogether higher level of sophistication.